A little boy was doing his math homework and practicing out loud, “Two plus six, that son of a bitch is eight…”
Three plus seven, that son of a bitch is ten.”
Hearing what he was saying, his mother asked him what he was doing. He answered that he was doing his math homework.
“And this is how your teacher taught you to do it?” she asked her son to which he replied yes.
Infuriated, the mother asked the teacher what she is teaching in math class. The teacher said, “Right now, we are learning addition.”
The mother asked if she was teaching them to say “two plus two, that son of a bitch is four.”
Laughing, the teacher replied, “What I taught them was, two plus two, THE SUM OF WHICH, is four.”